Per my last 46 emails

After 3 years I’m leaving the investment team. I’ll miss the analysts, the kitchen staff, and the version of this job described to me during recruiting.

A few handover notes. The model is in the folder called FINAL. The other folders called FINAL exist because people who earn more than me kept having final thoughts. The debt assumptions are on the debt tab. They were also in the email. When I replied saying they were in the email, that was not an attitude problem. That was their location.

I would particularly like to thank the VP who called me at 1:14am to ask whether I was awake. You had reached me on the telephone. We could have started with the question.

The analyst taking over from me is excellent. He is also 22 and currently believes you when you say things will calm down after this deal. Please try to get at least 6 months out of him before telling him he needs to manage his time better.

My personal number is below for everyone except the people who already abused having it.